Funny Quotes

Irish whiskey makes me frisky

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More issues than VOGUE

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What little boys are made of.

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We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. (Names)

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Life is too short to drink cheap beer!

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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Voltaire

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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

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My social life has four legs and smells like a Horse!

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Live,Laugh, Love.

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Insanity...thinking everyone else is different and being miserable about it! Lunacy...knowing you're different from everyone else and being happy about it!

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Life is too short to drink cheap wine!

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My toughest fight was with my first wife. M. Ali

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It's like all those quiet people, when they do lose their tempers they lose them with a vengeance. A. Christie

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You have your way, I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, the only way. It does not exist. Nietzsche

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Never trust a skinny cook!

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You don't have to be crazy!

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I kiss better than I cook.

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Raising kids is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park!

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Pardon the mess my children are making memories. (Kids names)

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BOGTROTTER A thoroughbred Culchie

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Oui, je regrette EVERYTHING

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You're an Idiot. But you're my Idiot!

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I'm not arguing I'm simply explaining why I'm right

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Well behaved women rarely make history.

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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life

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Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain SUSPICIOUS!

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Today I will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. Cookie Monster

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The qucikest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable!

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Not my circus Not my monkeys

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BOY, I SAY BOY... You're about to exceed the limits of my medication! (Name)

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GIRL, I SAY GIRL... You're about to exceed the limits of my medication! (Name)

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(Country, county, parish) Women Masters at.. Pre-match mind games & Off the ball tackling

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Quare smell of rage of your wan (name) Hun! (Wexford Slang Sign)

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